segunda-feira, Agosto 14, 2006

Beba Vinho, Pela Sua Saúde!


*NÃO POSSO PRIVAR OS MEUS AMIGOS DESTA NOTICIA.*
Foi comprovado em pesquisa científica que se beberem mais de 1 litro de água por dia, durante 1 ano, no final do ano terão ingerido mais de 1 quilograma de coliformes fecais que estão diluídos na água, ou seja: 1 quilo de Merda!!!!!!
Já bebendo vinho... Não se corre esse risco uma vez que esses coliformes não sobrevivem ao processo de fermentação. Por isso peço que comuniquem a todos os que bebem água que essa porra faz mal!
Está dado o alerta! Depois não digam que eu não avisei!
Quem tiver consciência vai chegar à conclusão de que:
É muito melhor beber vinho e dizer umas merdas, do que beber umas merdas e não dizer nada!

quarta-feira, Agosto 09, 2006

Música da Semana

Dave Mathews Band - Some Devil


One last kiss one only
Then I'll let you go
Hard for you
I've fallen
But you can't break my fall
I'm broken don't break me
When I hit the ground

Some devil some angel
Has got me to the bones
You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Is such a long and lonely time

Too drunk and still drinking
It's just the way I feel
It's alright
Is what you told me
Cause what we had was so beautiful
Feel heavy like floating
At the bottom of the sea

You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Is such a long and lonely time
Some devil is stuck inside of me

I cannot set it free
I wish, I wish I was dead and you breathing
Just so that you could know
Some angel is stuck inside of me
But I cannot set you free

You said always and forever
Now I believe you baby
You said always and forever
Such a long and lonely time

Stuck inside of me

"They Gotta Be Kidding..."

Jodie Foster IS the Antichrist!
Here's proof:
Write "Jodie Foster" as separate words.
Transliterate the result into Hebrew: יודא פושטר.

Add together the numerical values of the letters in each word.
Add together the numerical values of each word. The result is 616!
Did you know that in the earliest manuscripts of the Bible 616 is the number of the beast? It's true! Plus, wouldn't it make perfect sense for the Enemy to disguise his true face all these years by getting people to believe in the wrong Bible?Don't be deceived! Now you have absolute PROOF that Jodie Foster is the Antichrist!

terça-feira, Agosto 08, 2006

Depois de Dogma...


Só mesmo o Ultrachrist!

Geekini



E este, minhas caras techlovers que vão de laptop para a esplanada da praia? Assim, até eu ia a praia. ;)

Serei só eu...


Que acho o actor Rainn Wilson (em grande na foto), famoso por ser o "Gareth" do "The Office" americano da NBC parecido com o nosso querido e bem português Zé-gato fedorento (em pequeno na foto)?

segunda-feira, Agosto 07, 2006

O Dr. House e o "Breath Control"

E aproveito este post temático para publicar mais uma deliciosa foto do Dr. Sexy
tirada, como sempre, do site oficial do actor Hugh Laurie
e desta vez como o tema exige, vestido a rigor...
Dresscode... If you catch my drift. Hihihih.


Não é segredo para ninguém que eu sou kinky e tenho afinidades com estilos de vida pouco ortodoxos e nada mainstream. Ao rever o episódio 20 da 1ª temporada de "House", curiosamente chamado "Love Hurts" lembrei-me de como o assunto tinha sido abordado (de forma mais ou menos imparcial) nesta série de culto e resolvi partilhá-lo com vocês. Para quem não sabe (ou já não se lembra) este é o antepenúltimo episódio da 1ª temporada. Neste episódio o ponto alto é o encontro romantico entre House e Cameron, a par disso Harvey, um paciente de 21 anos queixa-se de dores de dentes e apesar de ter sido visto por diferentes médicos (quiropráticos, acunpuntores, etc.) ninguém descobre o que ele tem; House "assusta" o jovem até ele ter o que aparenta ser um enfarte e a partir daí passa a ser seu paciente. Chase sugere como diagnóstico aneurisma devido a um traumatismo, ao príncipio House rejeita-o até Chase revelar que a misteriosa visitante do seu paciente é uma Domme chamada Anette que Chase conhecia de vista de uma festa. (Chase ...kinky? Quem diria, ein?)
Aqui fica um excerto da parte em que ficamos a conhecer a faceta kinky do Dr. Chase:

Chase: The guy obviously broke his jaw somehow. Who knows what other trauma he’s suffered? We should do the angiogram again.

House: And all signs point to… [He looks at the 8-ball.] Sorry, Chase. The gods have spoken. Start Harvey on blood thinners and antibiotics.

[Cut to the ducklings walking toward Harvey’s room.]

Chase: Wow. Yeah, I get it. House is adorable. I just want to hold him and never let go. [They open Harvey’s door to find Annette performing breath control on him. (And yes, the blinds were shut so they couldn’t see walking up.)]

Cameron: Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? [Foreman and Cameron pull Annette away.]

Foreman: You’re choking him!

Chase: Foreman, stop. Let her go.

Foreman: [holding Annette] She was trying to kill him!

Harvey: No. No, she wasn’t.

Cameron: His vitals seem okay.

Harvey: Please. Please don’t hurt her. [Annette gets away from Foreman.]

Foreman: What the hell is going on in here?

Chase: She’s… she’s a dominatrix. [Foreman’s eyebrows almost lift off his head.] Right, Annette?

[Cut to Cuddy’s office, where House and Annette are meeting with a hospital lawyer.]

Lawyer: The patient asked you to strangle him?

Annette: Harvey is an asphyxiaphyliac. He likes to be strangled or smothered.

Lawyer: That’s just sick.

House: Well, that’s an intriguing legal opinion. Geez, what kind of a lawyer is he?

Lawyer: You want a legal opinion? Call the cops.

Annette: I was careful. I watched the monitors, made sure his O2 stats were over 90. I would never hurt him.

House: Then what was the point?

Annette: Harvey was upset. He needed to calm down. To feel in control by being controlled.

Cuddy: Eh.. Hum… He pays you for this?

Annette: [nodding and smiling] In return, he does my taxes and cleans my house. [House gets up to leave.]

Cuddy: [To House] We’re not done here, we have to talk!

House: Call the cops, bar her from the hospital, force her to pierce your nipples… Not really medical decisions.

[Cut to the diagnostic office.]

Chase: It was a long time ago. I was seeing this woman. A banker, and turns out she liked to be burned.

Cameron: You actually dated someone who likes to get burned? [Chase nods.]

Foreman: Yeah, why would you want to be in a relationship with someone that’s so obviously only going to lead to pain?

Cameron: Shut up.

Chase: It was a weird scene. I observed – [House enters.]

House: Chase. Did you know about this woman? What she does?

Chase: I met her at some parties, yeah.

House: I wouldn’t have tortured you if I knew you liked it. [Chase kind of laughs at that.] Well, here’s a phrase to remember: “Hey, this guy might have been pounded on the head one too many times!”

Chase: I said I thought it was a trauma induced aneurysm.

House: Yeah, could have carried a tad more weight if you’d mentioned the “liking pain” thing. You’re on my naughty list. Sorry, no leather stethoscope this Christmas.

E eis outro excerto onde mais uma vez de forma humorística a mesma questão é abordada já quase no fim do episódio:



House: Hi, I’m Dr. House. [to the nurse] How’s tricks, Annette? [The nurse turns, and it is indeed Annette in nurse’s scrubs.]

Annette: I just wanted to see if he was okay. I’ll leave.

House: No, it’s okay. I came to talk to you both. Like I tell all my patients, you’ve simply got to say “no” to strangulation. Me, I’m a freak, I get off on not being in pain. That, and chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies.

Annette: He’s not a freak.

House: Yeah, he is. A little. But it’s got to stop. Or he’ll die.

Annette: It’s not about pain. It’s about being open, being completely vulnerable to another person. If you can learn to be that deeply trusting… it changes you.

House: Well, lock him in a cage. That should be fine, medically.

quinta-feira, Agosto 03, 2006

Música da Semana

The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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