The Great Orgasm Pretender

(The Great Pretender)

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Pretending I’m doing IT well (ooh ooh)

My need is such I pretend too much

I'm lonely and hot as fucking Hell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Faking an orgasm of my own (ooh ooh)

I’d rather play with myself thinking of an elf

Than to be fucking with a guy that comes alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe

Too real when I feel I’m an actress like Barbara Steele

Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Just faking all the way like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem TO HAVE what I DON’T (you see)

I'm wearing my cunt like a crown

Pretending that I’m still about to come

Yeah ooh hoo

Too real when I feel what my face can't reveal

Oh yes I'm the great pretender

Just moaning and screaming like a bitch (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not you see

I'm wearing my voice like a witch

Pretending that I’m...

Pretending that I’m about to come

Maria Inês Ramos (c) 2004