My favorite Satan's Christmas Song

Christmas Time in Hell

(South Park)

Satan: Well I tell you what,

Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.

C'mon everyone, gather `round!

String up the lights and light up the tree

We're going to make some revelry

Spirits are high, so I can tell

It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by

There's lots of demon toys to buy

The snow is falling and all is well

It's Christmas Time in Hell!

There goes Jeffery Dahmer,

With a festive Christmas ham

After he has sex with it,

He'll eat up all he can.

And there goes John F. Kennedy

Caroling with his son

Reunited for the holidays

God bless us, everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow

Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow

Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell

It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you.

Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!

Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from Heaven's door

To rule in hell for evermore

But now I'm kinda glad that

I fell'Cause It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!

Michael Landon's hair looks swell!

It's Christmas Time in Hell!

There's Princess Diana

Holding burning mistletoe

Over poor Gene Siskel's head

Just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning

And the flames are not so thick

All the screaming and the torture stops

As we wait for old Saint Nick!

So string up the lights and light up the tree

We're damned for all eternity

But for just one day all is wellI

It's Christmas Time in Hell!

We've got to toast together, and make it quick!

We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.

Wake his mother and ring the bell

It's Christmas Time...

(Christmas Time... Christmas Time... Christmas Time...)

Christmas Time...

(Christmas Time... Christmas Time... Christmas Time...)

It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Merry Christmas Rooming House!