Shakespearean Hasty Food

Unhand me foolish mortal!

Photograph by Quinn Darkheart

Vincent: And you know what they called a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in the The Globe Theatre?

Jules: They didn't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, Bill Shaky didn't allow them, they hath got t' use the metric system... The Iambic pentameter and all that shits... They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder was.

Jules: Then what do they called it?

Vincent: They call it a "slaughter'd cow's meat" with cheese.

Jules: A "slaughter'd cow's meat" with cheese. What do they called a Big Mac?

Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's was Big Mac, but they call it "Big-Macbeth".