'BDDWH' Presenter: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of "Blood, Devastation, Death, War & Horror". And later we'll be talking to a man who DOES gardening. But our first guest tonight is a man who talks entirely in anagrams.
Hamrag Yatlerot: Taht si crreoct.
'BDDWH' Presenter: Do you enjoy this?
Hamrag Yatlerot: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And what is your name?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Hamrag, Hamrag Yatlerot.
'BDDWH' Presenter: Well Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now where do you come from?
'BDDWH' Presenter: Cumberland?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Staht sit sepreicly.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?
'BDDWH' Presenter: "The Mating Of The Wersh". By William Shakespeare?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And, erm, what else?
Hamrag Yatlerot: "Two Netlemeg Of Verona", "Twelfth Thing", "The Chamrent Of Venice"...
Hamrag Yatlerot: Be ot or bot ne ot, tath si the nestquie.
'BDDWH' Presenter: And what is your next project?
Hamrag Yatlerot: Ring Kichard the Thrid.
'BDDWH' Presenter: I'm sorry?
Hamrag Yatlerot: A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!
'BDDWH' Presenter: Ah, King Richard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.
Hamrag Yatlerot: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. [he leaves]
By: Monty Python