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Top 10 - "DREAM SONGS"

1 - Dream a Little Dream of Me performed by: Diana Krall

2 - Did You Ever See a Dream Walking performed by: Gene Austin

3 - In Dreams performed by: Roy Orbinson

4 - Dream On performed by: Depeche Mode

5 - Dream Weaver performed by: Gary Wright

6 - Dream performed by: Beverly Brothers

7 - Dream Lover performed by: Bobby Darin

8 - The Dream performed by: The Cure

9 - Sweet Dreams performed by: Marilyn Manson

10 - I'll See You In My Dreams performed by: Moonspell

Sempre ouvi dizer que a primeira vez

devia ser com um namorado fixo.

Por isso, quando chegou a minha primeira vez...

Algemei-o à cama.

Dáss!!!

Foi encontrado na rua este orfãozinho mimalho.

Procura mãe/pai extremoso/a que o adopte e acarinhe.

( Zona do Porto )

Contactar:

Joana Silva

91 431 92 06

Guerreira

Arte de: Luis Royo

Há mulheres belas e há mulheres bélicas.

Porém, não têm que ser necessariamente seres distintos.

Na maior parte dos casos ficcionais, não são.

Na dimensão extra-ficcional, a realidade é outra.

Nancy Storm ou Sue Callahan?

"Shark Bus"

O Tio Alberto e a Relatividade do Seu Humor

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Anúncio

Como Saber se Vai Depressa Demais

Anti-Moda

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect... Lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. Man, I see (...) the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. - Tyler Durden

Nem Toda a "Massa Cinzenta" tem de o Ser!

Cenas Picantes

Como Ensinar os Géneros a "CBG's"*

*Comic Book Geeks.

"Tunning in Extremis"

"Gothmobiles"

Europa VS América

Teste de Admissão de George W. Bush

Górgona

A minha mãe faz-me compreender a Medusa e sentir-me na pele (escamosa) da górgona. Ela não aguenta olhar para mim e quando olha a atitude dela é de quem está enojado. Eu sei porquê, é que ela odeia ver gente gorda e eu tenho alguns quilos a mais. Porém, o meu peso dá-me o poder da horripilante criatura da mitologia helénica: Isto é, transforma-a em pedra. Pelo menos o coração.......... :'(

Rói-te de Inveja, Tio Markl...

Rói-te de inveja Tio Markl, arauto das novidades da Geeklândia e roam-se de inveja todos os Tios geeks ou aspirantes a geeks... Desta vez é aqui a yours truly que traz novidades em primeira mão!

A sinopse desta futura longa-metragem tem premissas mirabolantes que sim senhor podiam muito bem ter saído da mente tresloucada de Alan Moore ou Grant Morrison... Mas não senhor, estas ideias vieram todas da cabeça de Filipe Melo e Pablo Parés. A mesma equipa que nos trouxe a multi-premiada curta-metragem de zombies «I'll See You In My Dreams», também amplamente conhecida por ser «o primeiro filme de zombies português» ou o filme em que a Sofia Aparício não está tão, digamos apetecível e glamorosa como de costume... Eh eh!

Segundo reza a história durante a segunda guerra mundial, todas as criaturas sobrenaturais foram aprisionadas em Portugal. Vampiros, lobisomens, gárgulas e fantasmas vivem pacificamente, nas sombras, entre os humanos. Porém, no subsolo, o pior de todos os monstros ganha forças e prepara o seu regresso. Por sua culpa, todas as crianças de Lisboa estão a desaparecer. E não, não é uma rede de pedofilia nem é o regresso do desaparecido padre Frederico... (Private joke para quem viu o KUZZ: Ó Frederico, tu és padre?!?)
Um jovem distribuidor de pizzas, um investigador do oculto e um demónio de seis mil anos são os únicos capazes de fazer frente às forças do mal que ameaçam a Humanidade. Desta vez, o destino do Mundo será decidido... em Lisboa! Soa bem, hã? Pois é... E eu que já li o guião e também tenho o storyboard (e vocês também podem ter porque está lá no site, é uma BD do Pablo Parés que em nada fica atrás do que se vê nas editoras independentes)... Posso dizer que resumindo e baralhando este projecto é e está qualquer coisa! Tem tudo mas tudo mesmo que faz de um filme bom entretenimento! Acção, aventura, diálogos delirantes, referências cinéfilas, trivia, cultura popular, tiroteio, porrada, tripas, carne e sangue! Que mais se pode pedir? Nicolau Breyner no papel principal? Já está! Que mais querem??? Siga a marinha!!! Mais informações no site do projecto!

"Best of the Worst - More Ten Cool and Sexy Villains from Pop Culture and Films"

Mickey & Mallory

It's just murder. All God's creatures do it.

You look in the forests and you see species killing other species,

our species killing all species including the forests,

and we just call it industry, not murder.

O'ren Ishii

Cottonmouth

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time,

and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.

If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action

I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you

and I promise you right here and now,

no subject will ever be taboo.

Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.

The price you pay for bringing up

either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is...

I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.

Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say,

now's the fucking time!

[pause]

I didn't think so.

DraculA

We Draculs have a right to be proud!

What devil or witch was ever so great as the killer,

whose blood flows in these veins!?

Tyler Durden

[To the police chief]

Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation.

You're going to publically state that there is no underground group.

Or... these guys are going to take your balls.

And send one to the New York Times,

one to the LA Times press release staff.

Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on.

We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances.

We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep.

Do not... fuck with us.

Bill Gunn

Snakecharmer

Y'all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn't kill her.

And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin'.

Now, you saw that yourself with your own beautiful blue eye,

did you not?

We've done a lot of things to this lady.

And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more.

But one thing we won't do is sneak into her room

in the night like a filthy rat

and kill her in her sleep.

And the reason we won't do that thing is because...

that thing would lower us.

Go Go Yubari

Japanese Businessman: Do you like Ferraris?

Go Go Yubari: Ferraris... Italian trash.

[Japanese businessman giggles]

Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me?

[Japanese businessman giggles again]

Go Go Yubari: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?

Japanese Businessman: Yes.

[She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword]

Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy?

Do you still wish to penetrate me?...

Or is it I who has penetrated you?

Elle Driver

California Mountainsnake

I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you.

But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you.

Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded.

My gift to you.

Jack Torrance

Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya.

You didn't let me finish my sentence.

I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya.

I'm just gonna bash your brains in.

I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

Pinhead

Dark Pope of Hell

Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!

Mais Uma...

Boa razão para ser vegetariana.

"Best of the Worst - Ten of the Coolest & Sexiest Villains from Pop Culture and Films"

Darth Vader

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last.

The circle is now complete.

When I met you I was but the learner.

Now, I am the master.

Bill the Butcher

You see this knife?

I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

Hannibal The Cannibal Lecter

A census taker once tried to test me.

I ate his liver with some fava beans

and a nice chianti.

Alex DeLarge

What we were after now was the old surprise visit.

That was a real kick and good for laughs

and lashings of the old ultraviolence.

Catwoman

Life's a bitch, now so am I.

Mystique

Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody,

even their voice.

Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.

Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time?

You know, look like everyone else.

Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.

Poison Ivy

Men, the most absurd of God's creatures.

We women give you life, but we can take it away just as easily.

Patrick Bateman

You're a fucking ugly bitch.

I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.

Freddy Krueger

How's this for a wet dream?

JoKeR

Tell me something, my friend:

You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

M.C. Escher de Lego